Plus they were on Ambien, and it was just after Memorial Day.

Wait, Tucker isn’t gay?

If West Hollywood gave him a key to the city, would he assume that made him gay?

Leftover lentil sloppy joes

“We want to hear from everybody who has an interest in what happened today so we can work together on putting together laws that will protect Second Amendment rights, but at the same time ensure that our communities—and especially our schools—are safer places.”

Atheist so I can only donate thoughts. Hopefully you can pair them up with a non-thinking Christian’s contribution.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

If a shipment doesn’t arrive by the day that was promised in the confirmation email, you are entitled to a free additional month of Prime (or a refund of your shipping charges). All you have to do is ask.

If a shipment doesn’t arrive by the day that was promised in the confirmation email, you are entitled to a free…

I long for that far-off day when nothing will be written about Mr. Resting-Vinegar-Strokes-Face Jr. ever again.

I was really hoping one of the two things would be something about having a small section of the bar be a “no loitering” zone. You know, so you have a chunk of bar where you don’t have to try to squeeze between patrons that have a spot at the bar (sitting or standing) and holding it down. A piece of bar where you can…

This article misses the point

The reason American workers don’t save isn’t because they don’t have special accounts to save in

The reason American workers don’t save is BECAUSE THEY DON’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO SAVE

I use a Roth IRA account. You can withdraw your principal without penalty at any time. And I have made 10% in the last 3 years, not bad.

Leftover coffee? This is an unfamiliar term in my house.

I always brew some extra and put it in the fridge for the next morning, dump a scoop of vanilla protein powder in for a nice preworkout drink.

Agreed! My brain was going, “Okay, that seems fair. That too seems fair. And then...wait. Huh?”

You lost me at didn’t evolve. I was an Anthro major for a few semesters, the timeline thing... Not a thing. It’s probably a great talking point for the uninformed. But it’s not something supported by available evidence.

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

Well, fuck. No spoiler alert?