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I think Lin Miranda was on the shortlist for Person of the Year. Which he absolutely deserved, but not for Hamilton, which was ok I guess, if you like transcendently beautiful pieces of art that make you question what you knew of joy before you saw it. No, he should be Person of the Year for this stupidly great

Lin-Manuel Miranda is just absurdly talented. I sat behind Jennifer Lawrence at Hamilton and it was the best day of my life.

Boreanaz proves that vampires gain weight.

Wait a sec - it’s possible to be both fat and hot.

I think they get hot after they turn even if they were fat? That’s what I’m banking on for the holidays, anyway.

weirdest sex dream: having sexxx with my best friend...at commercial airliner cruising altitude. Only we weren’t in a plane. Just floating on air, completely naked, like 35,000 feet up over what looked like farm country. No trouble breathing, which was the strangest thing about the whole episode.

I once had a blasphemous dream. Think of it as the porn parody of Jesus.

I had my weirdest sex dream years ago at 19, nothing in my more adult life has trumped it. I was seduced by a man in a gazelle mask, not like an African traditional art mask, but like a legit gazelle head placed over his head. I followed him into a building, which turned out to be a bread factory and we banged (myself

I will be your friend too!