I think Lin Miranda was on the shortlist for Person of the Year. Which he absolutely deserved, but not for Hamilton, which was ok I guess, if you like transcendently beautiful pieces of art that make you question what you knew of joy before you saw it. No, he should be Person of the Year for this stupidly great…

Lin-Manuel Miranda is just absurdly talented. I sat behind Jennifer Lawrence at Hamilton and it was the best day of my life.

Boreanaz proves that vampires gain weight.

Wait a sec - it’s possible to be both fat and hot.

I think they get hot after they turn even if they were fat? That’s what I’m banking on for the holidays, anyway.

This is not a sex dream, but when I was 11 or 12 I had a dream I married Barry Manilow. And although my tween waking brain was perplexed, and suspected I would never be his type, it was very nice.

This was almost 20 years ago, but it still freaks me out.

I just woke up from a dream about three hours ago (yeah, I know, my schedule is terrible) where I was sucking my boyfriend’s dick across multiple alternate timelines simultaneously a la an erotic Doctor Who.

When I was about 16-17, I had several dreams that featured an albino man. He always looked the same, wild white hair, slightly shorter than me, average build, and he never spoke in the dreams. The dreams were never specifically about him, but he would just be there, as an EMT or a person working at a store.

weirdest sex dream: having sexxx with my best friend...at commercial airliner cruising altitude. Only we weren’t in a plane. Just floating on air, completely naked, like 35,000 feet up over what looked like farm country. No trouble breathing, which was the strangest thing about the whole episode.

I once had a blasphemous dream. Think of it as the porn parody of Jesus.

Ok that episode where Spike meets a college professor and she flirts with him and says , “ I did my doctoral dissertation on you?” So in the dream, I was her and we had sex.

I’m eternally gray so no one will ever see this but...

I had my weirdest sex dream years ago at 19, nothing in my more adult life has trumped it. I was seduced by a man in a gazelle mask, not like an African traditional art mask, but like a legit gazelle head placed over his head. I followed him into a building, which turned out to be a bread factory and we banged (myself…

I will be your friend too!