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Isn’t she Renee Elise Goldsberry?

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

@Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

To be fair, Stonehenge is basically rocks in the middle of fields. You turn away, and it’s just fields as far as the eye can see.

Fayetteville is shitty—I do not contest this. But counterpoint: have you ever been to Dunn, North Carolina? Because yeah.

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

I heard that if they feel threatened, gays can charge and gore you with their horns.*

*walks up to Pam calmly, asks her to, you know, PUT A FUCKING APOSTROPHE ON HER GODDAMNED SIGN*

I love the fact that Chinese are on her list of approved races.

No matter how many times I put fucked in my dictionary, it always thinks somehow, maybe this time, ducked makes more sense. Sigh.

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.