You’re on TV!

I found a shop that sells cute board shorts with bikini tops for the beach, and I nearly punched the air. In the store. I was all, hellYES now I don't even have to tidy my bikini line.

Someone asked me the same question about my upper lip during an eyebrow wax. I wasn’t even aware I had a ‘stache (my facial hair is really light) until that moment. Now I obsess about it several times a week.

He later asked me if I would meet him in the park by his house at 11pm and fuck him....

yeah. i like her so can easily laugh it off. she’s an older ukrainian woman that can get away with saying crap like that.

yes that was my first thought. They are not kitten heels! Do you think she called them that because they are fuzzy... like a kitten?

Thank you. Those aren't kitten hills!!!!

I would even almost hesitate to call the shoe you posted a kitten heel, it's right on the edge. But those things in the post, not a chance.

I’ve been loooking for the perfect shoe to go with my crotchless fishnet bodysuit for AGES, Rihanna has all the luck.

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

This is never going to be solved looking at the bottles. Only an amateur would assume you can tell a nail color before it's applied.

Nice! Good eye.