AREN'T WE FLY?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you telling an app what is or is not attractive. Have some respect, quash.

I think it was a joke re: a journalist at the Australian Open asking a female tennis player to "do a twirl" in her tennis 'outfit'. The media has gone bananas over how sexist that was (thankfully!!!). So I'm hoping this was his way of drawing attention to the sexism and ridiculousness.

Maybe he's always legit funny/jokey and this one got the attention of people who don't usually pay attention to him? It reads to me more like a poorly-delivered joke than an actual "yeah, I really think this way."

Yeah, I can't... I can't tell if he's trying to be funny? And failing? Or if he really thinks that is an a-okay thing to say. Because IT'S NOT, DEVON SAWA, IT'S NOT A-OKAY.

i said, "um, what?"

You don't approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you... You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're used to it

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly…

You, Aphra Behn, are the cleverest girl.

Literally came here to say, "this principal wants to Kevin McCallister these hypothetical Wet Bandits."

IM SO PRETTY

Classic!

I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

If this principal wants to do things right, he the should bring Macgyver in as a consultant to teach the students how to turn what they already have in their desks into weapons. You can throw your big ass textbook that's already out on your desk quicker than you can find your beans.

Intruders pelted with cans by students: 0

Your screen name is killing me because I WROTE A SCREENPLAY ABOUT APHRA BEHN. Oh yes I did.

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.