This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

As if you weren't excited enough for Amy Poehler's upcoming book Yes Please, the writer/actress/producer/director has increased the hype by choosing the best author photo of all time.

One thing you can't deny is Komen's marketing department (which is.. the whole thing really) is pretty slick.

Nope. Oil you have to do is follow the money.

Wait, they've got to be fracking kidding, right?

Sing it sister!

Never blame Max Read

God damnit, Burt. He's just walking around.

That is all. I love you, Dodai.

There are no words to express this loss. So, I'll let Whitney Houston explain it:

Oh, fuck. I've loved your writing since day one. With all the mass exodus I hoped you wouldn't be next. Let's go out with a bang!

I was going to post a bunch of sad gifs but it was making me sad looking for them so in your honor I'm posting hot dudes:

It's beginning to feel a lot like the seasons of 90210 after Jason Priestly left up in this bitch.

:( But who will pick up the gif slack around here?

Jesus Hussein Fuck, what is happening here?

Remember when you mused out loud that you wanted to see a mashup of the video for "Wrecking Ball" set to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" so I made it but then we never did anything with it? Here it is, the only gift I could give that's mildly worthy of your exit.