So Bieber hasn't heard the Tragic Legend of Selena, has he?

Brooklyn Decker is a model. She was Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue cover model. She's Mrs. Andy Roddick. I'm not sure what she's up to now. I think she was consulted b/c of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit thing. I think hers was the issue in Antarctica.

What Nymski said. You can always take a semester off from school. Try and go back to your Cali support system, as soon as possible. It sounds like he's still abusing you emotionally. You need some time away from him to get your mind clear. You need to talk to people who love you and have positive effect on your life.…

Ha! whoops. Would italics have helped? If I could figure out how to get the footnote numbers, I would totally use those. ^1 ? is that a thing?

Hemmingway.* It was probably one of the quote-thingys floating around FB, that someone else attributed to the wrong person.

OMG How had I not made that connection before? Veronica Mars is smarter and more referential than I remember!

Right?!? I don't think that's what Tchaikovsky had in mind when he wrote the music.

The more I see of this movie, the more strongly my feelings against it grow. Nice CGI Nature-Army, though. Very Jack the Giant Killer.

She's done that, too:

Yes, but how easily can it be turned into tunics for all your friends?

That's not a tent used to protect from bears. That's a tent used to strategize where to move the archers on the field of battle: in front of or behind the trebuchets?

I was wondering if he would recognize that Michael Jackson did something very similar when he was released from jail, too....I don't think Biebs made that connection.

This isn't rage; this is disappointment. I've found that rage isn't really productive in creating change.

...because I'm an addict that's terrible at breaking habits. And I like this site. I just don't like seeing it lowering its standards. Good for you that you don't mind it, though.

Sorry, it took me three pages of notifications to find yours.

Right? This story has no place in the Weekly World News, so why is the headline in that style???

I agree. My first thought was about that recording law, too. Thanks for sharing it.

I think both parties can agree to call it even on this one, though.

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

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