No, not Buffy. I haven't seen Buffy yet b/c that's a lot of seasons to get stuck in.

I want female leads written like men. Battlestar Galactica did it. It's not like it's impossible. They were badass and damaged and could handle their sh!t. I'm sure someone, somewhere, can make this happen on my television again.

I was definitely obsessed with a tv show once. It interfered with my ability to function, definitely. If the old definition of Obsess is to haunt, control, harass, torment, then yes, I was definitely obsessed with the show, on an intellectual level. I took time off work. I tend to hyper-focus on one thing for about 3…

My love for Adam Scott just solidified with this episode.

yes! it can be very soft. It's not just in big comfy sweaters. It's in men's suitings, and you don't hear them complaining, do you? And wool crepe is one of the best materials for women's dresses. I hate that this bothers me so much!

Does Khloe Kardashian have a clothing line? because I will be avoiding it in the future, for a whole new reason. Idiot.

DIY?

Cook. Most definitely. Baking is about precision. I am an artist who likes to do things my own way, and making food is no exception. As long as you stick to the basic rules of flavor, cooking can be wildly inventive. In baking, if you're missing a 1/4 tsp of something, the whole thing goes off the rails. No, thank…

Every obituary-type article I read about him leaves me in tears. I think it's mostly because I can't even quantify his impact on the way we live our lives. He was a big rock that left some very strong ripples in the pond. It's amazing. It's so cruel he was so young.

I can't be the only one who thinks of It's Always Sunny every time I see a guy in a unitard with a hood, right?

so....the perfect underground house is a basement with a roof on it, because they ran out of money to build the house? or furnish it? curious. I thought for sure y'all were more creative than that.

I kinda want Aaron Douglas shouting, "Oh! the Humanity!" as a ringtone. It was a throwaway at the end of the scene, but hilarious, nonetheless.

I want that to happen so bad! Ship Fargo back to the Dakotas! how much fun would that be?? "Inappropriately pushed buttons" all over the place

I want to draw love handles on that ad. That's what I find most disturbing—she's way too thin to be a body-idol for teen girls. It worries me.

I pursued neither romance nor science, but instead am of the starving-artist variety. Is there a test for that? Like, what kind of woman chooses to be single and penniless to create pretty things?

Yes! that is definitely his point. Like, sure, she can be nice to look at most of the time, but listen to her speak, and hear what she believes. I love the idea of making a picture from her quotes. It's like The Matrix, reducing her down to the 1's and 0's of her insanity.

She may be travelling around the world, but she's not seeing any of it. She's in hotels and airports, studios and conference rooms, hocking her movie to whoever sits in front of her. I'm exhausted just describing it. Doesn't sound like fun, even if she does have more stamps in her passport than me.

Can we also discuss that having a vegetable garden is now "the home-farming movement?" WTF????

Nope, they're hookers. if they're just in it for the money, that's a hooker.

if that's lame, Lane, then I'm lame, too.