People are absolutely dumber than shit. I will never, ever, ever overestimate the average American again after this.

This actually makes me feel better. It’s like reading a friend (that voted for Clinton)‘s lament about possibly losing healthcare due to a pre-existing condition and then reading about a Cheetolini supporter worrying about the same thing - except the latter asked for it.

Most known raid under Obama so far: lost a chopper, sure, but got the most wanted terrorist in history, lots of computers and documents, and no American lives lost.

And male. Just in case anyone’s vagina was thinking of getting uppity.

Script pitch:

I have a coworker whose husband has numerous chronic and expensive health problems (including cancer he’s currently receiving round 2 of chemo for, and uncontrollable diabetes due to a destroyed pancreas which is due to a form of scleroderma) - he’s on SS disability and she works 2-4 days a week as an hourly worker…

I can just imagine him saying “They aren’t heroes cause they got killed. Sad.”

“offer comfort”

Well while we’re talking about yuge fuckups, here’s a Syrian family who voted for Donald Trump expressing shock and dismay at their family members being deported.

I like the SEALS that weren’t killed. Sad.

I can’t wait for all the BENGHAZI! people to not talk about this. Ever.

WON’T ANYBODY THINK OF THE CARS!!!1!!!1!

It goes way beyond having nothing to lose. It’s even people who have a chance to lose everything but are too goddamn stupid to realize or care about it.

I don’t believe bou.

Rrrrrrr! U r politics! It car blog! i delete you! Rrrrrrr!!! See you tomorrow! I mean never!!!

How is hypnosis part of an appointment with a lawyer? Do people think this is something lawyers normally do in the course of business?

It's refreshing that you're honest....and it saddens me nobody is going to load you into a cannon and fire you into the sun any time soon because HR people..and HR departments are horrible, useless organs in an already horrible fear-driven beast.