Bones looks like he has the mumps.

More people will die before the anti-vaxxers change their tune. Not just their kids - but vulnerable people living with threatening immune conditions. Measles is damaging and very real. I was lucky to survive as a baby. And I am not that old as I have said here many times before. Such is life that privileged…

Ok, I'll bite. Free speech does means that idiots have the right to say fucked up, offensive words. It also means that every right-thinking person has the right to tell them just how fucked-up and offensive it is and how it makes them look like an ignorant and irrelevant dinosaur. Democracy, yay!

It's OK everybody, as long as it's one man and one woman and not those gays, the sanctity of marriage will be preserved!

Feeling better and better about being single all the time.

That may be the true origin of the Chicken Dance.

HOW ARE YOU 19? Jesus fuck. You don't come off as a teenager at all, and I absolutely mean that as a compliment because teenagers generally just annoy/frighten me at my advanced age.

I am 19. It shall be titled, "Memoirs of a Gaysian."

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Human Rape Consultant Apologist — there, fixed it for you.

They just do not advertise it.

I always wonder why people are so weird.

At first I was like... but then I was all...

It's 3am and this woman wants to chat and have a drink with you, a Warden.

Wow, this actually pinged a 2 on the Florida scale: "What do you mean, this didn't happen in Florida?"

I've seen photos of people who survived Auschwitz who have gone back. They seem like the exception to the rule. There is something wonderfully victorious about a picture someone who survived literal hell coming back years later. I think of them as the ultimate "Fuck you" to the Nazis.

To put the 51% in context, here's what the study actually says: "In contrast to gun violence generally, perpetrators of mass shootings disproportionately target women. Whereas only 15% of total gun homicide victims are women, 51% of mass shooting victims are women."

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

All I see is "Richard Simmons Shorts"