One of my friends used to just devour those horrible Harlequin romance novels, and I never thought they would have a good use, but you have proven me wrong.

That sounds wildly fun! I think I would have paid to see that.

You’ll do just fine - in fact, you’ll do better than fine. DB work will make you indispensable!

That is an amazing gift!!

Maybe you could take the books, too, and have everyone choose a character and read their parts. Someone could be the narrator, too! You could call it “GoT Tacos?”

I could imagine that woman clutching her pearls after saying, “Your parents were so upset.” So crazy!

Winner!!

“Fart-ridden car” gave me a serious case of the giggles!

This needs more stars. Many, many, many more!

OMG The hot tub comment I died!!

He thinks the frayed, dangling pieces of these pants are some sort of parasitic infection.

Or if jeans didn’t wipe properly after a bathroom visit - DINGLEBERRIES!

I saw you, too, friend.

Holy shit I dropped my pudding!!!

I am soooo using this - excellent!

I had a squirrel slap a nut out of my hand because I was offering it to a squirrel he didn’t like. Very rude.

I cringed.

I was 13 years old and discovering the joys of skateboarding, which definitely included cute skater boys. I really wanted these amazing Vision Street Wear shoes that I saw in a magazine and I managed to locate them at a skate shop in the mall. They were black hi-tops with Vision Street Wear in large, white lettering,…

Oh no, I laughed! And I feel terrible about it.