Nope, Tina Fey is.

You’re using Liz Lemon for evil. I’m sure Tina Fey would approve, somehow.

Always thought he was an A1 creep, especially during/because of the Billie Piper years. This confirms it.

“I am indebted to him. Because I get to live and he didn’t.”

Co-sign. I’m 5'2" and would love to find seats that don’t cut my circulation off because the seat cushion is too long.

Mom stole her earnings. That’s not going to help a career, slump or no.

Thanks a lot. I can’t unsee that.

For reals? That is amazing. Go, Leslie, go!

Just bring back Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV, but make it IRL instead of claymation.

Can I be friends with Diane Keaton already so we can nerd out about architecture/design/fashion together? #squadgoals

This photo is everything. *fangirl squeeing*

Explain?

So this is confirmation that Mean Girls is semi-autobiographical, but instead of being Janis Ian, Tina’s actually Regina George? Not entirely surprised, tbh.

Pretty sure they sell that book on SkyMall. God, I hope they sell that book on SkyMall.

Islands in the Stream was totally my jam in grade school. Thanks, grandma.

Consider yourself lucky it was only a nightmare. That’s been all of his wives’ realities at some point in time.

My father referred to me as “Thing” (à la The Addams Family) my entire life. It was not a term of endearment.

I was coming here to post that exact thing. I was recommended NARS smudge proof eyeshadow base by a Sephora employee (Sephora Water Tower Place in Chicago — they are the best) a mere month ago and I am already ADDICTED and try to convert as many people as humanly possible. This stuff is THE BEST. It’s the first and…

The first thing I envisioned after reading about this bullshit pledge. No regrets? More like ALL THE REGRETS.

Clearly, you’ve never spent time in Heathrow.