As soon as I read “regional pizza chain”, all I could see was LL shilling for Chuck E Cheese. (Seems a little highfalutin for Linds at this stage of the game, tbh.)

That’s true love right there. #ftw #catparents

I’m allergic AF to most other humans, and I still use the library despite this. That asshole who started the petition can stfu and use the library or FOAD. I don’t care which, but I hope it’s the latter for the sake of the other library patrons and Penny.

I logged in just to star this. Kitties who love to sleep next to their humans are the best.

Agreed entirely. IDK why people are so into Chobani. It is too runny and tastes expired. Fage and Noosa are much more palatable.

File under: Tried it, would not recommend.

I am cautiously excited.

Thanks, dude. This made me laugh way too hard. #points

OMG, even Simon’s Cat makes an appearance. #FTW

Agreed, but to be fair that cover is not the best photo of her. Wonder if someone at Teen Vogue wasn’t as into having her on the cover as everyone else.

I second this. Laura is amazing.

Is there a Kickstarter campaign for this yet, or nah? Cuz I’m in.

I’ve never had the luxury (??) of having many female friends. I mostly had male friends growing up, and that is still the case. I would very much like to have more female friends. Making friends past 25-ish is tough, though. (I’m female, btw).

Flawless.

Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. FUCK THIS SHIT.

I love the hell out of all of this. Kittehs are the goddamn best.

Delightful. Totally referring to that asshole as “Mel Shitgibbon” from now on.

I’d assume, at least for the moment, Carrie’s daughter Billie would look after Gary.

Your work acquaintance who had a $5K capper on the “kitty gets to live” question is psycho. There’s no amount of debt I wouldn’t go into to save my cat. (I’m not being facetious, and I’m not for a second suggesting having cats is the same as raising a human child).

“twatwaffle” - new fave insult.