Agreed, but specifically the “ocker” (think Crocodile Dundee) Australian accents. (FWIW, I’m Australian. No, I don’t sound Australian anymore. Thanks, America.) I feel that way about most English accents, too. Nope, nope, nopety nope.

“Governor Sammiches” made me snort-laugh tea all over myself.

There’s a minor typo on the Courtney Love story: her daughter’s name is Frances, not Francis.

The National Front are fucking terrifying. Those-Nazis-Aren’t-So-Bad-Ayn-Rand-Kill-The-Poor-level terrifying. Trump almost looks like a socialist next to them.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I can’t believe there are 20K mouth-breathing fuckwits who turned out for #DonaldTrump’s rally in Mobile, AL. Nope, wait, I totally can.

I got ghosted by my best friend (she was my best friend since 9th grade all through college) a month before my 25th birthday. After a few years of struggle, I’d finally gotten a good job and was in a happy and relatively new relationship. She lived to hold her good fortune over other’s heads (super insecure, fucked-up…

Fuck that doctor. Fuck all “healthcare providers” who are condescending assholes. It’s hard enough to get the courage (yeah, COURAGE) to go to the doctor, let alone have them be condescending or worse, not believe you.

I are excite. Memoirs/books from Corin and Janet next, please.

“a woman who says she was raped on campus, Virginia Wesleyan College has submitted a new filing demanding that the woman list every sexual partner she’s ever had.”

Nope, nope, nopety, nope nope NOPE. The last photo legit made me jump. Aggghhh.

THIS. Dear God in Heaven, THIS.

And almost 100% of men are not the ones being targeted by assholes like this.

To the men who are angry/sad about the Paul Feig Ghostbusters reboot, here’s my coffee mug:

Can we send the 28% into space and just blast ‘em out the airlock? Problem solved.

I imagine her hair is also full of secrets. #MeanGirls

Of course they’re from Canberra. FFS.

I think I’m the one person who tried the s’mores and was underwhelmed. And that’s coming from someone who willingly stops at Steak ‘n Shake when they roll out the s’mores shake each fall.

If I were a mere babe in the woods on the internet, I might be tempted to ask “Seriously, that’s a thing?”

Those hats were THE BEST.

The Duggars say “playing doctor”. I say “sexual assault”.