Flat-White drinking level: Expert. #TimTams

Taylor/Idris: Don't ever change.

"Bill Nighy and his technicolor dream-blouse... "

It's not just you. I'm an Australian expat who now lives in the US and I find this really shocking.

More Margaret Cho is always a good thing. So is more sex education, even at 10:00pm after a show like 'Sex Sent Me to The ER'.

Taco Bell wants world domination? All they have to do is stop being deaf to customer's ongoing requests and bring this back as a permanent menu item. BOOM! World Domination in less than 2 months.

Get that money, Kev. Fuck the haters. #SelfWorth

Nope. That's a Beefy Fritos Burrito, which is a completely different animal. It's the PT Cruiser of burritos. Looks kinda special, actually crap. Unlike the Beefy Crunch, which is the Tesla Model S of burritos.

As an Aussie ex-pat who loathes Australian breakfast media (shows like "Today", "Sunrise", etc), Stefanovic will always be a robotic, unfunny, tool to me but his experiment here was interesting. How do you high-five a robot? I have a feeling it'd be more awkward than wearing the same suit for a year. Mind you, not…

Nope. Not every year. (In fact, it's been more than a year). https://www.facebook.com/beefycrunchmov…

I'll start eating Taco Bell again when they bring this item back.

Well, with any luck she will reap the karma she sows for herself.

I didn't know who Jennifer Nettles was, so I had to Google her. She certainly appears to be a member of the fake smiles club, if nothing else. I'm sorry about your friend.

Add my name to the list of rational women who support women's rights, don't think feminist is a dirty word, and do think Salma Hayek et al are fucking idiots for being afraid of identifying as such. (I'm looking at you, SMG. And Katy Perry, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson...Hmm, most of these women vote for the…

Carrie Underwood strikes me as being both utterly disingenuous and the ultimate mean girl.

I want that sweatshirt. I don't even care about the dude inside it. Just the sweatshirt.

Bravo! All of this.

This is seriously the best news I've had all year. So. Fucking. Excited. (Also, folks who are sad about no tour dates for your town, there will be more dates soon).

Nope. Nopety nope nope nope. She sucks. Scenery chewing, thy name is Jada.

Ugh. I finally caved and bought a 3DSXL in June to replace my old DSi. Now there's an upgrade. UGH.