Add another zero to the end of that $50 and you're getting warmer.

Have you tried ordering clothes from Japan? That might be another place that would give you the "right fit" in clothing. My BFF in high school/college was similarly sized and she got a lot of great clothing from Japan that had the fit she needed and just couldn't find locally.

OMG, what is it about always winding up with super hot doctors at the most awkward moments? It's like the sicker you are, the hotter the doctor is that winds up treating you.

I'm too pale to function and loving it. People who tried to pressure me into tanning when I was a teen can kiss my pale, freckle-free ass.

I'm guessing Carrie Underwood for the frenemy. #BadBlood

I liked that her back up singers weren't all the one body type. That was refreshing.

Totally not surprised she spelled "you're" as "your".

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Yep, my cat Astra *loves* TooCute. It has to be cat-themed episodes, though. She also loves Mythbusters. I do, too, just not sure why *she* does.

Not entirely surprised by this finding. If you want to stay rich you keep shopping at Target, even after you've made $5 million. I know I will.

Dear Purity-Pledge Pushing Fathers everywhere,

I know it's an abomination, but I'm still waiting for this delight to become a permanent menu item.

Nothing to do with her role on Portlandia.

I can't speak for Eesh, but I'd hazard a guess it's because Carrie is annoying as fuck and has the smug, quasi-intellectual James Franco ego thing down pat. (Minus the regrettable selfies). That's just me, though. *shrugs*

My cat (a rescue) saved me from an allergic reaction once. I was due to have my wisdom teeth removed, and I was having serious, eye-watering pain with one tooth in particular. I was in so much pain, I was ready to DIY the tooth in question out of my head with a pair of pilers and some whiskey, surgery be damned! My…

It's weirdly hypnotic watching the turtle nom on that raspberry.

PSH is dead and Lindsay Lohan is still here. I still can't wrap my brain around that. *shakes head*.

Hayley Williams needs to be Ariel.

Dear Shakira,

Ayn Rand quotes? *Definitely* not buying anything from them now.