mr riotgeek and I met when we were both posters on sweet addy, a message board for elliott smith fans. He stole my AOL handle (it was the early 2000's) from a thread and randomly messaged me. We've been together ever since. (Well, after I moved from Australia to the US, that is).

That made me laugh way too hard. #win

Heartbroken, heartbreaking. Cannot stop thinking about his kids. :(

I am a proud teal-vest-wearing-Sleater-Kinney-listening-Gloria-Steinem-reading propagandists for Planned Parenthood. So the right can suck it. No cookies for you!

RE: Biber

Also wanted to say he needn't worry about any potential medical bills - he could always throw up a Kickstarter campaign to cover the costs.

Anyone else have a daydream about wanting to repeatedly punch Zach Braff in the face until the smug comes off? Anyone? Bueller?

Hate, hate, hate the wings on the sides of Céline bags. They'd be much more elegant without them.

The Wes Anderson Collection (Hardcover) by Matt Zoller Seitz, $25. Available from Amazon.com. He's getting this because earlier in the year I lent him the Criterion Edition of 'The Royal Tenenbaums. He loved it, freaked the frak out over it (which is rare - dude's an ISTP!) and proceeded to devour all things Wes…

Thanks for sharing. As a professional crazy cat lady, I am geeking the frak out. I must have this dress!

The lady with the guitarist husband agrees.

I feel like there's an angry story behind this.

IDK, but when you do find it, let me know. I'll sign that shit faster than The Flash.

I think this probably needs to be a law. If not an actual law, then a 'Boning Your Friend' law. Too many peeps bone their friends without knowing this and heartbreak (or at the very least, extreme awkwardness) ensues.

Skylar, you are totally rad, don't ever change. Fuck anyone who tries to stifle your style or freedom of expression.

I like the way you think.

Dear God, I do not miss bogans. Milo, lamingtons, real coffee, yes. But bogans? Hell no.

I'm Aussie, and I would totally consider naming my kid Milo. I don't live in Australia anymore, so it's possible but unlikely that the kid would get shit about his name being the same as a chocolate malt beverage.

Jenny McCarthy: She's the TV equivalent of fetch. #meangirls

So. Much. Win.