I can't speak for Eesh, but I'd hazard a guess it's because Carrie is annoying as fuck and has the smug, quasi-intellectual James Franco ego thing down pat. (Minus the regrettable selfies). That's just me, though. *shrugs*

My cat (a rescue) saved me from an allergic reaction once. I was due to have my wisdom teeth removed, and I was having serious, eye-watering pain with one tooth in particular. I was in so much pain, I was ready to DIY the tooth in question out of my head with a pair of pilers and some whiskey, surgery be damned! My…

It's weirdly hypnotic watching the turtle nom on that raspberry.

PSH is dead and Lindsay Lohan is still here. I still can't wrap my brain around that. *shakes head*.

Hayley Williams needs to be Ariel.

Dear Shakira,

Ayn Rand quotes? *Definitely* not buying anything from them now.

mr riotgeek and I met when we were both posters on sweet addy, a message board for elliott smith fans. He stole my AOL handle (it was the early 2000's) from a thread and randomly messaged me. We've been together ever since. (Well, after I moved from Australia to the US, that is).

That made me laugh way too hard. #win

Heartbroken, heartbreaking. Cannot stop thinking about his kids. :(

I am a proud teal-vest-wearing-Sleater-Kinney-listening-Gloria-Steinem-reading propagandists for Planned Parenthood. So the right can suck it. No cookies for you!

RE: Biber

Also wanted to say he needn't worry about any potential medical bills - he could always throw up a Kickstarter campaign to cover the costs.

Anyone else have a daydream about wanting to repeatedly punch Zach Braff in the face until the smug comes off? Anyone? Bueller?

Hate, hate, hate the wings on the sides of Céline bags. They'd be much more elegant without them.

The Wes Anderson Collection (Hardcover) by Matt Zoller Seitz, $25. Available from Amazon.com. He's getting this because earlier in the year I lent him the Criterion Edition of 'The Royal Tenenbaums. He loved it, freaked the frak out over it (which is rare - dude's an ISTP!) and proceeded to devour all things Wes…

Thanks for sharing. As a professional crazy cat lady, I am geeking the frak out. I must have this dress!

The lady with the guitarist husband agrees.

I feel like there's an angry story behind this.

IDK, but when you do find it, let me know. I'll sign that shit faster than The Flash.