I think this probably needs to be a law. If not an actual law, then a 'Boning Your Friend' law. Too many peeps bone their friends without knowing this and heartbreak (or at the very least, extreme awkwardness) ensues.

Skylar, you are totally rad, don't ever change. Fuck anyone who tries to stifle your style or freedom of expression.

I like the way you think.

Dear God, I do not miss bogans. Milo, lamingtons, real coffee, yes. But bogans? Hell no.

I'm Aussie, and I would totally consider naming my kid Milo. I don't live in Australia anymore, so it's possible but unlikely that the kid would get shit about his name being the same as a chocolate malt beverage.

Jenny McCarthy: She's the TV equivalent of fetch. #meangirls

So. Much. Win.

By the way, has anyone heard of this thing where you wait and see the kind of kid you have before you murder-fuck a preschool admissions officer to get them into baby Harvard?

Margaret Cho is my secret celebrity best friend. So secret, in fact, she doesn't even know we're BFFs.

As someone with a Gaelic name, just know your kids are in for a lifetime of never getting personalized key chains, stationary, toys, stickers or any number of kid-minded personalized products. Oh, and having idiots everywhere botch their name(s) Every Freakin' Day of their lives. Now that I'm an adult, I like having a…

Interesting. Thanks for sharing that. I am pretty darn terrified of leakage, so if I ever did try a cup, I'd go for the after childbirth one (even though I'm not 35+ yet).

The idea of The Keeper/Diva Cup scares the shit out of me. Props to the eco-minded ladies who can cope with using one. Considering my period varies wildly in strength, it'd be my luck to start using a Diva Cup the month it was going to crazy strong, aka "You're Going To Be Housebound For The Next Week And A Half". …

I think we had the same father. Or at least they were both manufactured in the same facility.

What is this GIF from? It's terrifying and hypnotic at the same time.

I require this dress immediately. I will wear it everywhere. Whole Foods. The DMV. BBQs with my in-laws. EVERY-FREAKING-WEAR because it's AMAZEBALLS. (Oops. I meant the red dress on the far right, last set.)

I do not get the love for Chobani. I tried it on two separate occasions and found it inedible both times. This was pre-mold scare. If you love (good) yoghurt, try Noosa (devine!) or my trusty standby, Fage.

Why, Taylor, why? Why are you furthering that exceptionally mediocre, narcissistic, nasty, vain, no-talent, performs-for-dictators-with-no-shame-POS' fifteen minutes of fame? DO NOT WANT! Jenny Blockhead may be a dodo, but this move seems to indicate that she's keenly aware her tarnished brand is a stone's throw away…

Ross is the sole reason I stopped watching Friends. He was so infuriatingly idiotic, I felt a rage stroke coming on every time he opened his gaping doofus-y maw. (Chandler 4 Life).

Yes, but the British Regina George would say "On Wednesdays we wear antique peony" instead of "On Wednesdays we wear pink", which quite frankly doesn't have the same awesomeness as the original quote.

"too sociable"? WTF is that shit? Your boss can kiss my surly, unsociable (and loving it!) ass.