Melissa Etheridge, she of awesomely solid and appropriate choices, needs to kindly STFU. She always struck me as a bully. (That's probably why she doesn't "get" the "my body, my choice" concept).

Buffy's dad was pretty damn awful. And mostly absent.

I got around the issue by getting married on the opposite side of the world. I knew if my father was included in my wedding he would pull focus, make it all about him and generally mock me and my husband and criticize everything. After his response to my getting engaged ("Seriously?", followed by laughter), and then…

I feel like I'm the only one in my age range/gender that isn't falling over themselves about Mindy Kaling.

Jeez, and I feel guilty when I have a small chocolate malt from Portillo's. Chocolate cake shake, here I come. Guilt be damned.

This, exactly. So tired of this stupid, drug-addled trick. Hopefully she'll take herself out soon, and if there's any justice in the world, take Lohan with her.

I expect this kind of trashy, completely-without-merit "reporting" from TMZ, not Jezebel. Funny how it's always two female co-stars (or just two females, period) who aren't getting along, "throwing diva tantrums", etc. If a guy pulled this (alleged) shit, he'd be "asserting his power". A woman does it and she's a diva…

Always wanting cheese - whether or not Aunt Flo is in town - is merely my body's way of saying, "Yep, still alive".

Lately it's been Louie. I think I've blown through the first two season in a week and a half.

Loved it. Hopefully Sam's parents warned him about not getting caught in Swifty's antiquing tentacles of doom.

Geez, that sucks, and it proves that "Special Snowflake Syndrome" is alive and well everywhere, with both moms and dads.

Agree entirely. Why can't y'all just leave it in 1996? (Especially you, Isla).

Lindsay Lohan's doctor - not a gig I'd want. At all. I wonder if her doctor has a permanent goose egg on their forehead from bashing it against a wall in frustration. Having said that, if LL had a therapist, they might also have a similar injury.

I hate that people who are infinitely less qualified are hired for jobs simply because they fit a certain "look" versus actually being able to do their jobs really fucking well. It's so backwards. "Well, Cindy doesn't have the relevant qualifications, but damn, if her size 2 ass doesn't just scream 'compatible image'.…

This, exactly. My mom is a teacher and has dealt with numerous dipshit parents and their special snowflake sons. It's always the mothers, not the fathers of these kids who have blinders on to just how much of a hateful little shit their child is. The boys grow up, but the moms never grow out of their coddling,…

This, exactly. Minus the husband-making-fun-of-me part. Well, he does make fun of me, but he's also bought me all of her albums once he pried it out of me that I was a fan. He thinks it's adorable I love Taylor's music. There's room for both Taylor Swift and Sleater-Kinney in my CD collection.

It's not nicknamed "The Daily Fail" for nothing. As for Melbourne property prices, I did the smart thing (ha) and moved to Chicago.

Nice to know even Jezebel has a number of posters that fall under the "posting while delusional/racist/high as a fucking kite" categories. < /sarcasm>

Sounds awesome. I call Treasurer.

I would second that. As long as he made regular visits to my house, too.