Always wanting cheese - whether or not Aunt Flo is in town - is merely my body's way of saying, "Yep, still alive".

Lately it's been Louie. I think I've blown through the first two season in a week and a half.

Loved it. Hopefully Sam's parents warned him about not getting caught in Swifty's antiquing tentacles of doom.

Geez, that sucks, and it proves that "Special Snowflake Syndrome" is alive and well everywhere, with both moms and dads.

Agree entirely. Why can't y'all just leave it in 1996? (Especially you, Isla).

Lindsay Lohan's doctor - not a gig I'd want. At all. I wonder if her doctor has a permanent goose egg on their forehead from bashing it against a wall in frustration. Having said that, if LL had a therapist, they might also have a similar injury.

I hate that people who are infinitely less qualified are hired for jobs simply because they fit a certain "look" versus actually being able to do their jobs really fucking well. It's so backwards. "Well, Cindy doesn't have the relevant qualifications, but damn, if her size 2 ass doesn't just scream 'compatible image'.…

This, exactly. My mom is a teacher and has dealt with numerous dipshit parents and their special snowflake sons. It's always the mothers, not the fathers of these kids who have blinders on to just how much of a hateful little shit their child is. The boys grow up, but the moms never grow out of their coddling,…

This, exactly. Minus the husband-making-fun-of-me part. Well, he does make fun of me, but he's also bought me all of her albums once he pried it out of me that I was a fan. He thinks it's adorable I love Taylor's music. There's room for both Taylor Swift and Sleater-Kinney in my CD collection.

It's not nicknamed "The Daily Fail" for nothing. As for Melbourne property prices, I did the smart thing (ha) and moved to Chicago.

Nice to know even Jezebel has a number of posters that fall under the "posting while delusional/racist/high as a fucking kite" categories. < /sarcasm>

Sounds awesome. I call Treasurer.

I would second that. As long as he made regular visits to my house, too.

Love it!

Agree entirely. She is an insufferable, narcissistic, drug-addled hack. Stop giving her a forum for her inanity.

Agreed. I loved the look of the keyboard I got with my iMac, but it seriously aggravated my carpal tunnel. If I used it for more than 1hr, I'd get shooting pain in my wrist and then my hand would go numb. After a week or so of this, I switched over to the Logitech K series. Such a difference!

Agreed. Entirely too much apathetic cute.

The Herald-Sun is the worst tabloid rag in all of Australia. It's not fit to wipe your ass with, let alone read. The reading comprehension level of their "journalism" is based on a 3rd grader's command of English. Mind you, their average reader's intelligence is quite often around that of a 3rd grader, too so it's…

Try reading 'Inside Scientology' by Janet Reitman.

That is the greatest open letter I have read. I doff my chapeau to you, etfp.