"Now, if I looked like Kate Beckinsale and was a famous Hollywood celebrity, I would probably spend my days getting wasted and my nights snorting coke off of Michael Fassbender's abs, but to each their own."

I lived in Australia for 27 years and I never heard about the Echidna's penis. Guess there's something lacking in my schooling...or perhaps it's a *good* thing they don't tell little Aussie schoolkids this. And here I thought our freakiest species was Paul Hogan.

@megatronic - That was pretty much my first thought, too. The "You can get paid for that???" one. If only I had more moxie. More sorbitol gum might help, too.

They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.

I know, I don't get it. She has an Oscar, FFS! And yet she's picking these mediocre, middle-of-the-road movies. Maybe she feels like now she has the Oscar and she seems to be in a happy place in her personal life, she doesn't have the same ambition anymore? I don't know. I hope she has some more wildly successful…

It's almost like she's trying to commit career suicide at this point. Sucks, because she's one of the better "known-for-rom-com" actresses.

"Cat Marnell made me really sick and I stopped reading because her writing made me want to punch a wall. "

And the more people truly realize this ("...little to do with god and more to do with social control"), the happier and less oppressed they will be.

Yup. The Catholic Church needs a big bag of STFU when it comes to sexual morality. The more wacky, tacky and just plain offensive stuff they come out with, the more they remind me of that crazy uncle almost everyone has in their family - you know, the one with the very messed up ideas about politics, religion & equal…

This cartoon is made of win.

Keep it classy, Michael Savage (& son).

I'm 32 and I don't have that sort of clarity!

Totally agree. Celebrities who claim to be naturally thin or say they don't have to work at it do more to damage and confuse young people - and the majority of them will struggle with body/self-esteem issues at some point. I remember being a teenager, hell, even into my early 20s and feeling like my body was betraying…

He's douchey and self-important with or without cornrows.

I hear you! I worked at a major bookstore in a big mall a few years back, and having to man the children's section was a nightmare. People would routinely dump their kids there while they went and shopped in an entirely different part of the mall. They saw it as free babysitting.

The visual image of your cat faking a limp is too funny! I've sprayed my sister-in-law's annoying cat with water when he howls and scratches our bedroom door at 2AM...and he just keeps howling. He thinks it's a game. He howls, we squirt him with water. Sigh.

I've always been a cat person, I love cats. I have two of my own that I probably treat too much like children. (Insert crazy cat lady jokes/assumptions here). Having said that, I detest my sister-in-law's cat. She and kitty both live with my husband. Kitty's got permanent allergies, and regularly sneezes giant wads…

It sure seems that way.

The Pope has vowed never to tolerate lady priests? Just another thing he's added to his list of the intolerable, along with homosexuals, reproductive rights and common sense. And yet another reason I can add to my list of "so glad I left the church".

Sheesh. Keep it classy, Patricia.