Would totes eat there if you make them dance.

Oh come on, it must offer double decker pizza slices!

How Travolting :)

Heck, I’ll go there just for the five-dollar shake. And to get Vinnie as my waiter, for the nostalgia.

Please do this. For the good of mankind, please do this.

As a Swede, Kerstin pronounced the phonetic English way will never not be weird to me. I respect you and I respect your name, Kur s tin, but it should be pronounced “Sheshten” and my brain can’t let go of it, I’m sorry.

That cheeseburger would have to be a Royale with Cheese. And Tony Manero-nara sauce, and Vinnie BBQ-rino.

Did they also offer free personality tests?

STRONGLY IN FAVOR.

One of my favorites: Saoirse

Exactly. Erin, Kerry, Patrick.

This has bothered me since Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper. It’s an ACCENT MARK. It’s supposed to give you an idea of how to SAY it. It’s not a god damn decoration.

No, the final é in Beyoncé is pronounced.

And with the y, I really wanna pronounce it “Sci*-moan-EH”, not Simone. It is all wrong, man.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Its funny because the leading cause of post-3rd trimester abortions is guns.

“not one bit...”

I think you mean “chequeing” ;)

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

Would not.