Whenever someone refers to Scott Morrison as a probable future PM I get so dizzy I have to sit down.
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I love the fact that in Newman’s high court appeal his lawyer brought up that the Australian constitution has the implication of freedom of speech & expression and the judge basically said “yes, for Australian citizens, not you, now GTFO”
Yes, that IS literally a moment or two before his death. It was his birthday party. David Silver guilted all the popular kids into going. They were smug and miserable, except for the two minutes they danced. His mother was a piece of work. The popular kids also showed up at the funeral. David, who was the school DJ,…
Since the Pacific Ocean formed? I dunno. This is a tough question to answer.
On her way to her cats funeral.
sometimes a bogan wedding can be a truly wonderful thing. i’ve been to one, not CUB’s but just your regular VB swilling, pingers in the bumbag bogans. AND I WAS A BRIDESMAID.
“I don’t want to date/get married.” often means “I don’t want to date/marry you.”
Upper middle bogans, noice! I still maintain that no bogan wedding beats the Bundy run shirt wedding. Ever. Though the close second would be an uncle (from that side of the family) who wore double pluggers (super bogan flip flops for those not down with the lingo) at this wedding.
Stories of chomping make me think of this cartoon: clearly I have permanently mixed up babies and cats.
Babies are basically cats.
Attractive, affordable, ethically made: pick two.
Versace is not Forever 21. Versace clothing is handmade in Italy, not a sweatshop in China.
when my stepgrandmother was dying of cancer, her own daughter looted her home. my sister lived in the area and visited a lot, and noticed that stuff was going missing like clocks and knick-knacks. some of which belonged to her mom, some of which belonged to our (already deceased) granddad and was all named pretty…
He’s kinda direct; her nephew. Favorite nephew. They had always been close, and since I live over 2000 miles away, her closest family in town. But he’s a Republican who at one time didn’t want his daughter to spend time with her because my mom was too liberal.
Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.
This is was my teenage years in a nutshell. I wish someone would have taken me by the shoulders and told me to forget about boys and instead figure out what I’m passinate about. So much time wasted.
Ditto.
(too real) (tooooooooo real)
Very true and very sad.