More Confidence

There are like 10,000 Subway stores out there and all of them are franchises. Not as easy as you might think.

The size is what kills me. It makes me feel like someone’s decided my eyes are too feeble to read normal text anymore.

So on Yik yak there was this guy who posted about how much money we women-folk could save if we stopped wearing make-up and how he likes girls to be natural and I was pleased at how many girls jumped in and told him that make-up wasn't for him.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’

Or fix contacts, my usual bathroom mirror thing.

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

I kind of love this test-pattern carpet. BEST LOOK OF THE NIGHT.

My kid has a psychic connection to wake up whenever I'm contemplating chocolate.

If it makes you feel any better, my kids go to school with parents like this. 90% of that preciously healthy shit ends up in the trash. The kid at the table with the Fruit Roll-Ups is king, but if there’s nothing but carrot sticks, they start fighting over the strawberries.

Anytime the front of your car hits anything else, you are responsible, no matter what happened. This is what it means by having control of your car. Insurance companies dole out percentages of fault. Ex.: Car A went through the red light and Car B hit it. So maybe Car A has 90% responsibility and Car B has 10%. The…

Mr. taysteeeeeee

He never came back. #HateLick

Lush is actually a fucking superb company, as capitalist cultures go. They pay more much tax than they have to, which in this climate of ‘creative’ accounting makes them pretty much saints. When I look at the scumbag companies looting my country, Lush are most definitely in my good books.

Nope. There are a handful of things that show up across different African cultures like tropes - starchy, fluffy, foods that you swallow rather than chew for example, brightly coloured clothing, etc, but beyond that African cultures are very very different from one another.

My point is very close to yours. It’s not a competition and it’s not appropriate to compete. It’s also ahistorical to say “well, the Irish Americans are now in better shape than African Americans so it’s fine!” - this is a false equivalency and pays no heed to the treatment of the Irish, by the English, for centuries.…

Irish Americans were able to keep their religion, music, literature, names, folklore, and everything else that makes up cultural identity