Fucking Australian Hipsters!

It’s much easier to be pro-life for yourself when you’re not planning to have a dick experience to get pregnant by. She only supports the causes that affect herself.

I love this so much...

Yeah, you could say that but race car driving and dog training were pretty much the only skills and time that Caitlyn gave to his oldest children, Jenner was the go cart racing spokesperson in the 1980's. Caitlyn only lost interest in his older children in the 90's when burt was already in his mid teens, Burt also…

Burt is a race car driver and owns a dog hotel. Don’t ask how I know this. (instagram)

Good for you for not signing the release. What they did was not ok in any way. The fact that they tried to coerce you into signing after giving you alcohol brings in so many consent issues. Fuck shitty self promoting youtube celebrities.

Kylie looks just like Ciara and it’s a little dolezaly

Would it be weird if I printed and framed it and put it in my ensuite next to my 1920's erotica?

Wallet, keys, chanel perfume, a silk fabric swatch, not yet blown up balloons, fake moustaches, toy cars (finn mcmissile and filmore), a request for an xray, a 6 inch teddy bear that is apparently a dog toy, a fresh nappy, a toddler size beanie, 6... no seven lipsticks; 1 maybellene, 2 chanel, 2 MAC, 2 Australis (an…

I don’t react well to hormonal birth control in general, I am also highly fertile and if I take it out I will be pregnant by the end of the year. I’m about to have scans to access how bad it is and then my doctor will advise me of the next best option.

You know what Mirena has done for me? Given me recurrent Ovarian Cysts, the first time I was hospitalized with suspected appendicitis. I can feel one right now about to burst any day now... still better than a period.

Here in Australia whe have a lot of Rebeccas. Rebeccas are cool, Becs and Becks are cool but I have never met a Becky I haven’t wanted to punch in the throat.

I don’t think Bernie is the type of guy that takes the hint.

These are the numbers that matter.

A lyric that she may not have even written.

Can I vote for a more bad ass Thelma and Louise? Brad will reprise.

Uh, stupid sexy Franco...

They are basically the same person personality wise.

I may have spent some of yesterday checking out the #feelthebern on Instagram just to enjoy the freak out. I’m not even a US citizen and trying to remain unbiased but when you have people that don’t even understand voter percentages/majorities and attempting to compare against Obama’s numbers in 2008 (when there were…