Bernie is becoming a hypocritical dick with his double standards. I like his policies but he’s a tool.

He’s made the joke (on purpose) before. He told the story about how his crush started in 2006 and he thought her name was Kim Kardamon or something. He flubs it a different way everytime.

It is totally a dress for a wedding, but only if you’re a guest looking to upstage the bride.

In the last Australian election people accidentally voted in Senator David Leyonhjelm an extreme Libertarian as he named is party the Liberal Democrats. The party they wanted to vote for, the Liberal/National Party Coalition was on the form as LNP.

Nearing 30, people think I’m a teen mother.

It’s what happens when pale girls don’t try to tan.

Ok, you missed the best parts of this soap:

Nah, it’s fine... She’s white.

You’re gonna look a fool in 10 years when jaden’s out there in a paddle boat with a leaf scoop.

Once I saw a personal that just said “Man seeking Hermaphrodite” which when you consider the many different ways the condition presents I found the ad both very particular and very vague at the same time.

She was probably really high at the time and went for some non-consentual kitty cuddles.

My friend saw a guy we know on tinder, we had briefly met his (nice enough but jealous type) girlfriend so when we saw him the next day we pulled out the “dude, serious?” line. He said he was just checking out the app design which we could have possibly been plausable for his job if he didn’t immediately swipe right…

Blac Khina?

He can be both.

If you can stop the music fast forward to 1:15.

North rarely appears on the show as they decided not to put her on, the disick kids are on it all the time. Literally the only time you see north is on the occasional instagram but mostly papparazzi shots.

Mason knows how to talk in full sentences, Reign would only know “Mumma” and “Dadda” words right now so therefore I am less likely to be irritated by him.

One time we had guests and my kid insisted on watching an episode where daniel tiger learns to use the toilet.

My Great-Grandparents were third of fourth cousins or something. His first wife died and she was a lesbian that needed a cover.

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