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good times

no, they just set the camera above her coffin, and the dirt hovers over it for a bit.

gtfo. if the situation was exactly as he laid out (and i’ll allow that it may not have been anywhere near that sterile). we’re having a conversation about the word “nigger,” and we’re going to say the word “nigger.” he’s not calling anyone nigger. grown-ass adults of any shade using such idiotic terms as “the f-word,”

if memory serves, goodman’s emmy comment was a direct response to the guy hounding him w/ a camera suggesting that he could or should get one.

god damn it. aren’t we way overdue for another plague or ice age?

ball’s in your court, geneticists. start flipping those switches.

i wouldn’t consider “clean” much of a category or label anyway, more like an insult. “really? that’s all you got from his act was ‘clean?’”

even when they don’t put the pickles, everything still tastes like pickle. the napkins probably taste like pickles.

i won’t eat there ever because their food is bland as hell (except for that pervasive hint of pickle in everything, even though i definitely ordered w/o pickles), and it’s way overpriced. make mine a kfc.

“jub jub”

i don’t know what he was so ecstatic about. he won’t know how good the pic turned out until after he gets the roll developed.

as talking animal movies go, this one looks pretty stupid.

remember back in the 90s when all the shit series on fox had a musical guest every week? i saw through the filler back then, too. if the network wants to run an hour-long episode, how about writing an hour’s worth of script instead?

that seems to be a running theme for original series on USA.

this behavior is what killed all the brach’s pick-a-mix displays.

i’m already diabetic, and i would still eat one. if i followed directions, i’d throw out over half a bottle of insulin every 28 days, so i might as well shoot a little extra every now and then and have some fun.

a couple thousand seems really optimistic. a crappy $6.99 pint ought to be worth about a $6.99 refund.

dallas county voted 61% for clinton in last election, if that says anything. suspect the death threats are from mostly random dipshits from the internet (who’d have likely never been within eating range of the place anyway) after the NRA made the receipt go viral. maybe some were from convention-going out-of-towners.

i thought the scene w/ the parents was the only one that didn’t look green-screened.