they didn’t have to put “it’s a trap” in the script. i said it for them.

i’ve only shared photos of my meal when it was something stupid, like i’m having a can of corn for lunch, or that weird potato pancake i made out of the crumbs from the bottom of the tater tot bag. it serves as a piss take against all the serious food pic sharers and also as a cry for help.

“careful, it’s cooked.”

the effects were distractingly bad in ‘alien 3,’ but i liked all the rest of them.

you can pet the dog in nintendogz

the trailer makes it look half-ass fun, so count me in.

they are delicious

‘raditude’ was the last album i bothered to get, i listened to it one time, and i guess i‘m done. your assessment is spot-on, and i guess i’m just old as fuck. i don’t get it any more.

you prefaced your comment w/ “seriously,” but i’m going to go on believing the rest of that comment was a joke.

i refuse to listen past the red album (I heard raditude once).

on a related note, 68% of our great citizens will be disappointed in their finances a year from now. 

i like “hold on to your butts.” i still use it regularly.

john wick may not have had a young friend (yet), but Leon did it back on the 90s.

that was absolutely part of the show.

when did they become big people clothes? i had a big dogs shirt back in about 1990. i was not a husky kid. it was regular-sized, and i just liked the graphic on it. i’m pretty sure i got it at gadzooks.

this popular personality doesn’t believe in god! get surefire intelligence on the case!

i thought it was pretty obvious that he was in on the joke and just playing along for a goof. no excuse for all those congressmen, though.

i thought the first-person sequence was amusing in the theater, but i was already over it before it finished (and hadn’t someone already done that in ‘house of the dead?’ (which fucking sucked)). now that part is just dumb, but i still love the rest of the movie. i didn’t like ‘hardcore henry’ either.

why would they leave their prayer rugs behind? if it’s only that important, then why bother w/ a rug at all?

i’m so glad that the russians are our enemy again, and that the cold war is back on. now i can relive it from my parents’ perspective.