Hey, I’m “Reader William” who got in touch with Tim and contributed this after seeing his tweet a couple nights ago. If anyone runs into any bugs with this, let me know and I’ll do what I can to update.

Reddit users can get Insider just fine. It’s just that nobody lets them get Insider for free.

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

If somebody wants to make a lot of money, and has the smarts and drive necessary to become a doctor, there are many, many, fields available to them that are both more lucrative and less difficult.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

Look who has the self control to stop at one sleeve. Show off.

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

For future reference, if the guy brings up getting whacked in the nuts at work, it's open season for you to ask if he started wearing a cup. I mean, if you didn't know him well enough to ask, he didn't know you well enough to tell you his jewels were being abused.

Gatson was doing some shitty push ups. If the other guy was doing them as high as Gatson was, he probably would have done just as well.

I am a lifelong Nets fan but regardless, this was one of the cruelest and most upsetting things I have ever seen.

Yyyyeaaahh... I'm gonna need to see the receipt for that.

At least their urine tests were clean.

Regardless of how you feel about Starbucks or their drinks, please let's not start quoting Vani Hari, who is well known to make irresponsible claims (many refuted by researchers, nutritionists and food scientists) based on half-understood internet science and then spreads the word to her understandably brainwashed…

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

without lawn darts this list is incomplete

Flippin' birds, throwin' ducks.