Tim Tebow > Jameis Winston.

Ronaldo > Messi.

Lexus > Prius

Yes...we will be fine. We will be nice and safe and Zika-free here in America watching these poor millionaires sacrifice their sperm count for our honor.

Expecting insightful soccer commentary from Deadspin is like... well... it’s like expecting insightful soccer commentary from Deadspin.

This site is a gawker property. They are strictly forbidden from admitting that they unfairly singled out an individual, regardless of the larger context surrounding the events.

Yeah but Zoe Quinn hasn’t had an article written about her in awhile or a tweet that’s reached triple digits in retweets, so lets give her attention for taking out of context screengrabs far apart to talk about herself.

Well, the only reason anyone thinks GG *is* a hate campaign is because of the great job you guys did on smearing us. I mean, shit, I have to hand it to you guys. You struck first, and have basically set the tone for the last two years (though I bet you didn’t think this whole thing would last this long, I’m sure).

If you are selling on Craigs you better be packing!

Pretty sure it ruined Nixon’s career.

Uhhhh, nixon got impeached. That’s pretty much ruining his career.

Victim complex + "me me meeeeeeee" mindset.

Good lord. Fuck the gaming audience’s self-importance to automatically assume everything with “gate” at the end is about Gamergate.

Only a complete self centered asshole could possibly view this as anything aside from a Watergate reference. God, this generation is depressingly stupid sometimes. Learn your history, the whole “gate” on the end of a situation is because of the Watergate incident.

Wow is it just me or do these gamergate people think the world revolves around there controversy? Most people dont even know about your stupid little squabble and the gate suffix is assosicated with poloitcal scandles way more then you. Get off your pedistal jeez

No one was confused and upset except a professional victim.

People don’t understand that the “-gate” thing comes from Watergate, not Gamergate?

You know Cardinal hatred has reached its ridiculous fever pitch when idiots start comparing the team and its fans to Nazis.

Well I wont get that 3 minutes of my life back.

Shut up about her already. She’s a 7 in the looks department and 2 in the talent department.