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Why is this guy not employed by The Ringer? Damn.

MFW Bill Simmons comes out with new content:

Go Go Power Rangers!

Dave Eggers is a hack.

Tim Tebow > Jameis Winston.

Ronaldo > Messi.

Lexus > Prius

Dan Patrick > Adam Schefter

Independence Day: Resurgence > Captain America: Civil War.

Jackie Chan > Bruce Lee.

Harden and his beard tell no lies.

Hail to the Queen, baby!

Powerless? More like viewerless! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

My great ancestor was a caveman! We called him Ugg!

My aunt was killed by a drone. She lived in Afghanistan.

I’m allergic to egg yolks. Also peanuts.

I saw Independence Day on my 21st birthday.

My uncle was eaten by a shark.

Rekt.

Bill Simmons has a poster of Draymond Green hanging over his bed.