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I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

I can’t imagine why or how football culture has gotten worse....or wait I can.

Haha... “Wait, it’s a fastball, but it dives away from the sweet spot of the barrel last second THE FUCK?!?” As I said to someone else, I really saw 95 for the first time at a baseball camp as a senior in HS (played fairly limited competition level in HS). It was like it was a different fucking sport. I walked on five

That’s great and all, but my question is why does the director of “Fastball” have 105 burner accounts?

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Not a huge event but for some reason it's the Giants beating the Cubs in the '89 NLCS.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

What floors me is that there are two predominant reactions - and you are reacting to one but are pushing the other.

The person who points out the older famous person dates an 18 year old he’s known for years?

Ehhh. He’s like 25, right?

Nope. The best diet remains “the basics, but otherwise whatever you like, in moderation, barring legitimate medical reasons.” Everything else is bullshit designed to make you feel superior to other humans (and to pay out the nose for the privilege).

Don’t go to Vegas

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.

Ugh. All of you 22 year-old bros posting “Don’t” over and over again are wearing me out. Some of us have no choice because family is all over the country, old people can’t fly, and you can’t wait until the kids are 18 to see your parents. Also, you fucking try holding a what amounts to a 15 lbs. freshly caught bass in

Definitively Proclaiming Raspberry Beret, a forgettable Kinks tune and a Big Star tune as the three greatest pop songs ever is the most quintessentially Deadspin/Pitchfork/AV club masturbate-to-the-obscure-preciousness-of-my-Spotify-year-in-review take ever. I feel like one of my friends I hate wrote this. Beatles?

I’ve found myself more-or-less right there with you. Never got into the college game to begin with, and the hypocrisy and general madness involved with everything off the field with the pro game (coupled with their continued inability to adequately answer questions as fundamental to the game as what is a catch) has me

After the Ray Rice debacle, I took the 2014 season completely off. I felt a lot happier, even though I missed a great Super Bowl.

+1 hour of watching naked fat/ugly people with dick in hand waiting for someone hot to show up so I can finish the job circa 1996