We're still trying to watch this bullshit?

He's entered the Tyson Zone.

Cognitive Dissonance is this thing that I have when I watch the NFL now.

The title and content of the article implies that her and the situation are normal. They most certainly are not.

You're damn right it's convenient that your Father is able and willing to help you with the other children. An inconvenient truth is that a lot of us don't have that option.

Have you guys considered watching the Netflix documentary entitled "Fastball"?

The first time I saw a real split finger fastball in college I knew my career was not to be on the playing fields.

“Big dick" Yup, just as I thought.

You absolutely can say that she is not a good person. Christ almighty, some things are just that binary.

Fuck this fucking cunt and the fucking cunt world that she lives in that gives this cunt the idea that it's ok to act this way.

And Dottie awoke, gasping for air, her body dampened by a thin layer of cold sweat. " I wonder when they'll find out that I knew too." She lay there staring aimlessly at the ceiling. Sleep would never come for her again.

Dottie knew too.

“Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, five to four; I don’t believe what I just saw!"

Will Clark vs. Mitch Williams. Greatest sports moment of my youth.

Cool. He'll forget about this stuff in a month.

Hey, do you guys like Bill Simmons?

Shut the fuck up already. We get it.

Maybe Sounders fans will shut up now?

Sends this to my wife... “Go fuck yourself!”

Hey quick! Turnaround! You see that thing landing over there? It was the point that sailed right over your head!