OK, I believe them.

Wanted to see Wipeout. Was not disappointed!

You forgot Jet Moto! And Road Rash! And Rollcage! And Destruction Derby! And Hydro Thunder! But most especially Jet Moto.

Yeah, but the movie only runs at 24 frames. Upon further testing I noticed some drops to 23 frames. This is unacceptable. Hopefully they patch the movie with 120 frames.

STATLER: Didya hear that the new Gran Turismo movie has a plot?

even if all of his famous catchphrases are just stolen from popular movie characters.

Soon Duke Nukem Forever won’t be the worst part of the franchise.

For the record, *this* is what censoring free speech looks like.  Not losing 10% of your twitter followers because you made a bad joke.

Man I thought regular slideshows were bad, but they’re even worse for videos. Forget to stop the current video before click next slide and later realize there’s video still playing in the background from a few slides black.

This one is probably my favorite. About 20 seconds in - YARD SALE!

The quickest I’ve ever “noped” out of a dealership... was looking at some Kias, and the salesman approached me, stating the Forte got 40mpg and was a “hybrid”, but they couldn’t legally call it a hybrid due to Toyota holding the trademark on the word. Buh-bye. I quickly moved on to Nissan and Mazda dealerships.

This is a simple fix. Have one or two examples of a vehicle for test drives and viewing. And have a place where boomers can sit down with someone and order the vehicle the want.

Please use this sad Wario photo instead of the cowboy hat photo for any future Musk-related articles. Or even better, just include a picture of real Wario so we know it’s it’s an article about Musk but we don’t have to see is fucking face.

Musk’s entire brand has been “edgy asshole troll” for the last 5 years, but the problem is that eventually everyone starts to... think of you and your brand as “asshole”.

And yeah, Musk is kind of the pre-eminent asshole in social media at this point. And he’s not happy about it. 

I’ve made this a slideshow because it seems the nicest way to present them, rather than an over-long list. No whining.

“For [cyberpunk] to be effective, I find that it needs to draw on something about now because I don’t think that Gibson and [Bruce] Sterling were writing about the future. I think they were writing about the moment they were in,” Martin said. “We should continue to make cyberpunk work about the moment we’re in, not…

I blame Funko Pops and the inexplicable popularity of Ready Player One.  

I was a 90s kid. When shaggy punched bugs bunny it felt like i got punched by corporate America. Fuck this whole thing so hard.

Sometimes writers need to dig deep into their big bag of language to come up with the perfect polished phrase to express a guttural/emotional idea, and sometimes words like “cheap and shitty” convey exactly what was needed with poetic simplicity. Thank you, Zack. It all does feel more than a bit cheap and shitty, all…

The GOP: We endorse spreading unfounded rumors about Jewish space lasers setting homes ablaze. But rumors about coke and sex orgies is where we draw the line.