“Celebrate us for pretending to take a stance months after it became acceptable to do so as we continue our silence towards studios in the room no doubt doing the exact same fucking things.”

All of my beloved childhood stuffed toys got put in a plastic bag in a shed and got chewed up and ruined by rodents. OTOH, this taught me that emotions are bad and happy childhood memories are fleeting and best forgotten and it’s better to care about nothing and helped prepare me for a lifetime of sadness and disappoin…

All of my beloved childhood stuffed toys got put in a plastic bag in a shed and got chewed up and ruined by rodents.…

I don’t think anyone is shocked. Most are just tired of it.

It’s interesting how he’s concentrating on keeping inflammation out of his diet given his success in deflating footballs.

“Bone broth.” Aka beef stock before its rebranding for dolts.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

Yep. Fuck him. I’m sure his “I’m RICH, BIATCH” shtick will be ably supported by the fucking Larry the Cable Guy set.

In case you were wondering if Dave Chappelle has gone full asshole, yeah, he’s apparently willing to pull all his investments out of a town if poor people move there.

Admittedly, while this all sounds super cool, I have to admit I’m more interested in reading an article written from the perspective of a woman about what this game is like. And maybe that’s just because I’m having a weird whiplash reading this article describing VR face-touching being A Thing™, only mere minutes…

I wonder how long it’ll take for the virtual salesman to “check with his manager”?

Do I have to spend 10 hours going through the license test for the 7th time?

G/O Media is now requiring that all dairy products relocate to the coasts. They will not be paid more.

I can’t believe its not!

My wife inexplicably loves archery based heroes and I equally love jokes about archery being a super lame power. 

And this is what you get in a society that fetishizes guns.

I really need to remember this....because you’re right.

I used to be all about flipping people off if they tailgated me or cut me off, etc. Now I just let things roll because in the last 30-ish years since I got my license road rage has gone from getting the bird back at you to this kind of shit. Ain’t worth it. Let the other idiot think they win - at least you can walk…

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

What I think is odd about Amazon’s data collection is how they use your shopping to suggest you buy the same thing you just bought, or something very similar, and how they use it to suggest something useless.

Um, why not go to an actual reputable source?