Coworker had one. I bought a 2004 GTO. They were both fast. But Evo was scary. Going the same speed on highway, it felt like you could die at any moment in Evo.

Of course, injecting someone in the neck with a syringe is really difficult to do, but there are reports of a tall guy with no hair and a bar code tattoo on the back of his head, so...

Feast or famine indeed. It’s been forever since I played, but as a D.Va player, nothing gave me more joy than having a Roadhog stupidly hook me while standing on the point with his entire team, when I have my ult ready.

You do realize you’re helping to support what is essentially a lobbying outfit for “the boomers,” right? 

Yes! Finally a place where I can offload all these NFTs. My father died and left behind an attic just packed with rare, but near mint NFTs. Some of these haven’t been seen since the 1800s. In fact, I took one of the NFTs to be appraised, and the guy said it was an actual Civil War era NFT owned by George Custer.…

Frankly, I feel like NFTs are the perfect example of how absolutely out of touch consumerism has become with the human experience. And, on that matter, the real extent of income inequity.

“I’M SO AMERICAN I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN ANYMORE!!”

To me the only useful part of Imperial is Fahrenheit temperatures specifically in regards to weather and human comfort. Broad strokes, but generally nobody is gonna be comfortable below 0 or above 100 (And that range is of course going to be smaller and different for each individual).

Beyond that.... cups/quarts/gallon…

Honestly, we ought to just get it over with nationally. This ridiculous obsession with the imperial system is just... I can’t even call it properly lazy, it’d almost be easier to just deal with it. Short sighted? Short sighted is probably closer.

The author couldn’t find a picture of someone getting electrocuted in the shower.

I spent a significant slice (har) of my teenage years as a cook at Pizza Hut. The ideal pizza size is 12" because of slice size, topping concentration, and structural integrity, to name a few factors. 2 mediums is generally always the better option from a quality perspective.

I’m still surprised at people’s shock that a non-subscription MMO with major PvP elements is a shithole with shithead toxic players and a shitty playerbase overall.

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

I avoid using the iron. Not just during thunderstorms. You can never be too careful.

I dont, why do you

when the inside matches the outside

Alexa, remind me in two years what the name of the Amazon MMO was.

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

I’m sure this list won’t cause any problems among the commentariat, we’ll all just nod moderately, and be about our day.