This rally performance driving school warms up their cars before use, yeah I don’t abuse my cars while they’re still getting up to operating temp either.

If you drive POS 50 year old VW & Renault, sure warm your junk up on the rare occasion it works. If you drive a modern car, stop wasting time, fuel & making theft…

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

My absolute favourite ever:

There are some really great famous DF bugs. They won’t be news to many of the readers here but they still bear repeating:

There was a bug a few years back where rain had the wrong temperature value, so any time it started raining it would melt all of your dwarves that were outside.

God damn I remember all those fucking Hummers. I got a Prius in 2005 and I remember there was an article in some dumb conservative magazine that was arguing that ACTUALLY Hummers were better for the environment than Priuses. His math basically assumed that a Hummer would be owned for 300,000 miles but Priuses would be…

Yes let’s trust the american people to do the right thing. (oh fuck)

If this is in earnest, I’m sorry.

As a long-time player...yea, saw that coming.

I was honking at the two drivers I watched last month backing out of opposing spots into each other. Rather than stop and look behind them, I think each might have looked towards me as they collided.

“Also, I think there’re only few characters that come from Asia compare[d] to [other] region[s]”

By the character ability descriptions she sounds like she’d play like a Tank Support hybrid. A little bit of an inverted Zarya with the bubbles and a dash of Lucio with the healing drone. She doesn’t look like a tank, but man a sleeper tank character would be super cool. Plus she’s adorable.

This list is biased. Only planets in this solar system are ranked (it’s like the Miss Universe contest, but all the winners are inevitably from Earth!).

did you use to work for clickhole.com, you got me

I see a gap in your resume after your time with OCP and when you joined Weyland-Utani; can you tell me about what happened there?

If BMW were making these droids they’d probably roll out without the shortened name.

If Audi was making these droids they’d probably all roll out with the same DIN and they wouldn’t know why.

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”