We’ve all probably given up on a movie after 3-5 min. With the crushing queue of Netflix, On Demand, Prime, etc, ain’t nobody got time for that.

This is probably not the point, but holy crap, Jennifer Lawrence is jaw droppingly stunning there.

Come sit with me, Jennifer! I haaaate DDL’s performances to begin with (the frenzied level at which he emotes is just super inauthentic and distracting to me; I always feel like I’m watching some butthurt theater professor trying to prove how hard he can act. So hard! Much yelling! Such spittle!), but THIS is his…

First relatable thing Jennifer Lawrence has ever said. Yes girl. Boring as fuck storyline. We’ve all lived it, it’s not entertainment.

Trying to get with cousins is always a disaster.

Black Republican. She likes the Token life.

It’s the difference between winning and getting up and saying something while people are listening and having to rush up and try to remember everything you wanted to say while you’re brain is buzzing and you’re surrounded and in front of a bunch of chattering people saying variations on “what the fuck just happened?!”…

His story checks out.

“Is there Instagram footage of this...?”

I donated four tickets and told them to thank you.

Either your cat is broken or you actually have a dog.

But it’s all a vast media conspiracy! It’s impossible for people to like things I don’t like! If they do, they have to be faking. It’s the only explanation that makes sense!

I feel like it’s being “pushed” because a lot of people feel it to be true based on the evidence. You know, how most people formulate and distribute opinions.

DAMN.

Petition for when there’s an inevitable live-action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop to cast Michael B. Jordan as Spike? Will the adaptation probably suck? Yes. But at least Michael B. will be cool as hell in it.

Oh, Danielle....you know the colonizers would lose their minds over anything that portrays Black people in a positive light, or at least one that shows them as superior to them.

When your white friends want to go a Black Panther screening with you but, uh....

“a lengthy description of Fraser rescuing a horse from the set of a History Channel series and bringing it back to his farm in upstate New York as a companion for his autistic son”

This is what he ran for. Another reason why elections matter: electing a civil rights attorney as the DA can fix a lot of screwed up stuff rather quickly.

Geez, that story was really mean considering how graciously Kwan handled her loss!