OK, Jeetz fan boy, didn’t mean to pee in your fruit loops.

Chris Christie?

‘cept Tom has won four champsionships. Troll harder.

Dunno, when I watch Crawford box it’s as if he’s just putting up with his overmatched opponent until he knocks him out. GGG is a brilliant athlete with hands of stone, but he has to work for his wins. You’re right, it’s good to be a boxing fan right now.

San Diego is Mayberry, RFD. LA is the hated metropolis. I know. It’s so fucking boring.

Q rating has never been higher, actually.

Doesn’t support Trump, actually. Fixed for ya.

Crawford is the most gifted boxer alive. I figured that out last year. Nice piece, thanks very much!

And it’s sad, because Boston was a superior team, with an inferior manager.

‘cept Curse of Donnie Baseball, ‘cause it’s real.

Hey man, if you can’t manage this team, you can’t manage anywhere. LA skippers get a free pass from 98% of the alleged fan base. On the excitement meter, attending a Dodgers game is right there with standing in line at In n’ Out Burger.

Who was called to the plate in the bottom of the 8th inning, that final game?

That’s a perfect example. His lone highlight video comes off that fucking pitch.

STL? Translator paged.

You misspelled CancerRules. Fixed for ya.

Theo got us Sox despots rings in ‘04 and ‘07. You bastids got the right kid at the controls.

Pitch calling comes from the scouting homework, and isn’t rocket science. Bust this guy in, this guy is off his game so no change-ups (throwing a changeup to a bad or slumping hitter is bad, ‘cause they’re not timing the heat and will hit it out of the yard), study the video and get between-inning reminders on what to…

WTF? Is this 1950? Who the fuck thinks like that?

Can one wear it on the short bus, because Drake.

Well, stupid=philly. Even 45 minutes at PHL is a third-world horror show.