Well, I’ll be raped!

Reeks worse than boxing gear? ‘ cause goddam.

Dad was right. Can’t make you bright.

Rapey team.

Saturday night, Santa Monica: Waiter drops salad with blue cheese dressing in front of my son.

Let’s slow it down to an arthritic snail’s pace.

The Dallas Cowboys announce the release of Greg Hardy. Guessing the team can afford it.

It’s gorgeous. Lightroom is a good thing.

And you’re copmpletely cool with all that? Holy fuck, what size Goodell jersey do we send you?

Agree. You can’t toss Harvey for hitting the leadoff batter.

Sounds about right.

Can somebody please step up and blame the media?

Who’s this stupid?

That’s not like Tex.. oh, OK.

Mommy-linguist! Hot!

Translator has been paged.

Sister-bang STL clone?

So the NFL played no role in the victim’s decision not to testify?

Actually, most of us give zero fucks about the mets. Fuck Utley because baseball.

Huh? Not making a ton of sense, chief.