The Dallas Cowboys announce the release of Greg Hardy. Guessing the team can afford it.

It’s gorgeous. Lightroom is a good thing.

And you’re copmpletely cool with all that? Holy fuck, what size Goodell jersey do we send you?

Agree. You can’t toss Harvey for hitting the leadoff batter.

Sounds about right.

Can somebody please step up and blame the media?

Who’s this stupid?

That’s not like Tex.. oh, OK.

Mommy-linguist! Hot!

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Sister-bang STL clone?

So the NFL played no role in the victim’s decision not to testify?

Actually, most of us give zero fucks about the mets. Fuck Utley because baseball.

Huh? Not making a ton of sense, chief.

Of course. The right decision.

Quoting the poster. Here we go again:

— Holder, on what happened when they went back to Hardy’s apartment.

2 PSI in 1 football: 11 months of NFL threats and lies.

Tejada was not “fielding a batted ball.” Fuck Utley, but you’ve cited the wrong rule.

Wilbon barely knows the names of the players.