Did take the (drug-addled Ken Caminiti) Padres to a world series.

Dude that’s cold and I’m a sox fan.

#finalist

Walked into a corner bistro-attempt thingee after 715pm, noticed several staff members were eating and not working. Ordered fish and chips for me and the son. 25 mins later, no food, but increasing decibel levels of laughter from the now totally checked-out staff. Manager, a middle aged woman, was trying to become…

Let’s see how long this serial liar survives. Fucking wretch.

There’s shady and slimey, and there’s diabolical and psychotic. Fuck this person.

Love Ichiro, but he was facing a minor league team.

These things happen.

The pass that Revis picked off? My grandmother could have made that interception.

There’s a Rays fan?

“Ironically, he is the current police chaplain for the Little Falls Police Department.”

Really? Oh yeah, he played for NE.

Maybe Marino can sell some of his Super Bowl rings and hire this man a fancy lawyer. #mercurymorris

He wasn’t rapey enough.

Texas? Huh.

Fuck, I googled.

Hey, they got their money’s worth for Scherzer, said no one.

Cannot enunciate why, but I look forward to the Mets utter failure.

You too could achieve 90mph, with a 10 foot head start. This is akin to the thoroughbred who “miraculously” wins after tossing his 126-pound jockey.

I’m not convinced Roger Goodell will still be employed in 2016.