I’ll cut Mixon some slack if he punches Grayson Allen in the face....5 times.

I love when Christian colleges act high-and-mighty while they protect their football programs from the consequences of their bullshit

I sincerely doubt that many flag-grade Officers would even tacitly support sexist or racist policies.

Pretty much every one of these anecdotes acknowledges that their viewpoints are in the minority among their fellow servicemen.

Maybe? Probably? i don’t know the size of your organization or whether or not you consider cats people...

Trump voters: the assholes who think “personal responsibility” and “bootstraps” can fix every problem in our inner cities, but everything wrong with their shitty lives is directly attributable to the Kenyan Muslim in the White House.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

I was violently sexually assaulted myself in early adolescence.

Let’s not forget the real victims here: The Penn state boosters and supporters!

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

I hear you and I ain’t changing it.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.

You have to be in phenomenal fucking shape to be a high end nascar driver, motocross rider, and drag racer too. There are no motorsports in the fucking Olympics. Team Mr Ford all the way

(earlier in the day)

This guy is really good at remaining silent when he should say something to the authorities.

Sorry you had to return to 29 Palms. That place is a s**thole