The way things are going politically, in 20 years it may be President Wetbutt23

Sitting on their asses.

CSNChicago.com apologizes to wetbutt23 for the error.

So let me get this straight: the leak came out of the booty hole and went into the wet butt, or was it the other way around?

This was a good one, too:

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

Holy shit please have Lena Dunham clap back at Drew.

Is this the same person who was jealous of the women who were fortunate enough to have an abortion? Or am I confusing this person with the woman who assumed OBJ must be misogynistic for not being interested in her goofy ass at some gala?

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go. 

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

a bit of concrete and some seats were “blown out.”

“I had considered setting fire to the lobby, but we mutually decided that I should simply leave.”

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

That letter is a lot less comical sans the font.

Mike Pence is a piece of shit. One of the worst politicians I’ve seen in my time in Indiana and that, quite frankly, is saying something.

The day after the election my daughter, who is 7, seemed pretty uneasy about the fact that Trump won, because she knew her dad and I wanted Hillary to win. She doesn’t even know many details about Trump, just that we don’t like him, so I was kind of surprised that she was so stressed. But then I thought about how…

They’re saying “Boo-urr”

Sorry Dave, Hitler is dead and Satan is busy. Pence is the worst place to get ideas from.