Blackhawks fans (and I would say the same about SF Giants fans) have largely been one of the better fanbases in terms of handling tons of success.

I have. I lived in Denver for a few years and saw them play the Avalanche. Example? Because if you mean cheering for their team, then that’s pretty much every visiting fan.

Nope, never. The Bulls won six titles and I don’t recall anyone nationally talking about how obnoxious Bulls fans were. And the Hawks have won titles and fans have kept it in perspective. Besides, we’ll always have a sucky team or two to temper our excitement. Chicago will never be universally cocky about their teams.

“Yeah they are.”
-lots of women in Chicago

If you were a homeless puppy, I would adopt the fuck out of you.

*furiously takes notes*

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

At first sight, it is hard to pin down a monotype or singular line that weighs so heavily on their brow.

Blame the Republican Party, who never vocally repudiated a man who bragged about sexual assault and, indeed, rode his coattails into power in all three branches of government.

Trump himself literally said that he wouldn’t accept the results of the election if he lost. Just remember that.

‘I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.’

I’ll take the tantrums over the cross burning.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Also, fuck Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

I’m on edge. I’m still of the mind that Hillary will win but this is unfortunately close. It doesn’t speak well of America that it would vote not just for his hateful demagoguery but also his policies. His tax policy is laughable. Foreign policy? He’s willing to leave our allies floating in the breeze. What the hell?

Look at the bright side, guys! The President isn’t as powerful as we think. They’ve got a whole cabinet of advisers and shit to keep them on the rails.

Just like Cheney did with Bush!

(Sobs)

Well, 240 years is a good run.

Fuck this shit. seriously.