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It’s a pretty small potatoe.

That was a perfectly cromulent use of the word. He embiggens the voting spirit.

This campaign is making me wish I hunged myself

If you are gonna go, go BIGLY.

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

We’ve casted our vote

It’s cast in modern English, but casted is still technically acceptable. His views on grammar apparently line up perfectly with his political views.

I guess rainy days and Mondays really do get the Carpenters down.

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that if the subject of the joke just laughed and moved on, maybe the rest of us should too.

That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

Why do kickers still kick it when they get iced? Why do basketball players still shoot it after a foul or time out is called? Because they’ve already started their motion.

By that logic then a guy could jump offside and suplex a QB into the ground and not get called because hey, he was offside first.

Only a Jewish carpenter got nailed harder.

Ladies and gentlemen your officiating crew..

NFL viewership is so low, apparently the officials aren’t even watching the games.

Berman was so pissed about it, he blamed it on the Electrical College.

This coming a day after Trump complained about celebrity endorsements. Now he’s inventing them. What a clown.

Ok, this is complete bullshit -

Not because Belechick wouldn’t endorse Trump, but because he would never write such a letter. All he would do is stand there in silence, and show his happy face.

This is his happy face.

Trump told a little white lie? Shocked. Shocked!