Voting is not for squares. I experienced my two kids voting for the first time for the President of United States and they thought the privilege was very cool.

This election may turn my state purple, and I am voting literally to cancel out my dad’s vote, AKA the “terrified, old, white man vote.”

If I read right, blue fire. Because Ice fire has to be blue. Duh.

Not sure what kind of drunk Fred was, but Donald’s late brother was an alcoholic. Also, Donald is such a control freak he may not want to drink because he’s terrified of not being in complete control.

Our government is often referred to as a Great Experiment, The American Experiment, etc. Our republic is very young relative to others, so the jury is still out on it if will work long term.

It’s like... the Dane Cook of Ivies.

I pity him too.

When people go on and on about how great the Trump kids are, that is code for “ I can’t believe those kids made it this far with him as a father without killing themselves or someone else.”

Hey, now! Ron Jeremy’s a goddamned national treasure! He wishes he looked like Ron!

His brother died of alcoholism and by all accounts Trump was less than sympathetic to his plight. I’m sure he sees it as sign of weakness. I can’t imagine he was a good dad to any of his kids, but one that also had the black mark of alcoholism on him surely got the worst of it.

I’d say what’s worse is half the citizens of the US actually think that it’s remotely okay for an abusive, sexual predator that’s a bigot and a chronic liar to be in the White House and have all the power despite entire governments saying he shouldn’t be in power and they fear what he will do. And to think a few…

Please confirm to us that he is THE BIG BOY.

Wut. The. Fuck.

*takes deep breath*

I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.

I firmly believe Trump the elder to be corrupt, racist, and frighteningly unintelligent, completely ill-equipped to be the president of our nation, and that a single term under him would set us back a minimum of 2 additional terms, and that presumes the succeeding terms were staffed by intelligent people who set out…

Donald, Jr. is the most slappable son. Eric is the most “thrust a crucifix in his face and dispatch him with a wooden stake”-able son.

Don Jr. Is slappable. Eric is punchable.

What do you expect with these Pampered rich kids?