What is truly lost by replacing Goodell? Oh, is he some legendary hardass at the negotiating table? You can hire pretty much any asshole, white-shoe lawyer to fill the exact same role.

I would argue that making mistaken judgements about history is one of the most American things you can do!

Drew, you’re more optimistic than I am. I don’t think the NFL’s problem is Goodell, the problem is the owners. If there were magically a new commish tomorrow, I wager he would behave roughly the same way, because that’s what the owners want. And the commish only exists in the NFL to further the explicit wishes of the…

Zero because it was in the eighth.

Sure glad Chapman didn’t choke. He has a habit of choking. Usually people.

My Grandfather was a lifetime Red Sox fan and he was 88 when they won in 2004. The first thing he said to me was that he could die a happy man now. If it comes, it at least comes with joy.

Can i get your sister’s number?

2001 World Series?

Curt Schilling’s continued public shaming is so satisfying. Fuck him and fuck that stupid bloody sock.

But why would a man who constantly lies and never got caught believe a bunch of stupid conspiracy theories that claim government officials are lying about everything?

When it comes to Curt, his last name basically implies his value to humanity

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Have you considered parking legally?

God: “Because you have poor decision skills”

His depth perception and spatial awareness may be affected by the wireless Beats headphones he’s inexplicably wearing on the court during live play.

Ugh. I hate to see this. Could never wish ill against Joakim, and sort of hoping he would have a bounceback year.

Joakim Noah displays the rare talent of playing basketball less well than a person with neither elbows nor knees.

Well, he just rewrote biblical history.

like Sampson of old, Noah is trash because he is not letting his beautiful hair flow.

As if this isn’t already prevalent enough, this will become more and more normal if The Orange One wins this stupid thing. And, according to a new ABC poll this morning, he’s actually up a point. If you’re reading this, fucking vote. It is of paramount importance. Get off your ass, brave the voting locations and…